What you know about an old trout? I’m going out to the bars, but I’m not using the car, I’m taking the boat route. I’m so down when I get skunked. There’s no doubt, I tend to lose it when I bust lines then a trophy don’t count. It’s a nightmare. My mic skill’s quite rare. Matches up to getting drums with a nice snare. For a record size salmon I would fight a bear all because I ate pescado frito in a high chair plus I love the feeling of reeling em in. Just seeing em swim towards me’s a reason to grin more and it’s easy to hear a story of people dealing with glorious fish, but without a picture I’m not believing a thing. It’s crunch time. I could throw or troll bait just fine. I love it so I’ll sure take another try. Don’t wanna go back home, they ain’t hard to find cuz my honey hole is a whole lake.

I’m from Michigan.
Rhyming fire that’s sizzling.
Time to witness My
Rise to dizzying heights.
Try envisioning
Rod tips are twitching so
I set/said the hook.
This guy is fly as a fisherman.
I’m from Michigan.
Rhyming fire that’s sizzling.
Time to witness My
Rise to dizzying heights.
Try envisioning
Rod tips are twitching so
I set/said the hook.
This guy is fly as a fisherman.

Honestly, I’m more grumpy than cocky til I be pulling in something equivalent of a 14 inch crappie. If it’s choppy you better get you some Dramamine, before you start to lean out to see vomiting. I’m bound to be on an ocean but I float the Great Lakes. Fresh as the fish that I catch. If you know how they taste you’d probably want some lake perch or walleye. It’s better than getting a fish fillet with a small fry. All I wanna do is cast for a living like a director making a flick about fishing. I’ve been wishing, ever since I was a little dude, of chilling in a pontoon as my living room. Didn’t have silver spoon. Now I’m filling my tackle box, that’s over packed in spots. Don’t get me wrong I’m still jig rigging at the docks. aggressively, I plan to talk past the clock. if I was going for a smaller mouth I’d be searching for sand and rocks.

I’m from Michigan.
Rhyming fire that’s sizzling.
Time to witness My
Rise to dizzying heights.
Try envisioning
Rod tips are twitching so
I set/said the hook.
This guy is fly as a fisherman.
I’m from Michigan.
Rhyming fire that’s sizzling.
Time to witness My
Rise to dizzying heights.
Try envisioning
Rod tips are twitching so
I set/said the hook.
This guy is fly as a fisherman.

Talking bout all of these dinners has got me starving. I want a large plate and that’s a problem worth solving. Caught a barracuda down in Playa Del Carmen using a bonito as bait and ate allvim(all of him). Went to Islamorada and hand fed tarpon. Knew what was up when I started seeing a shark fin. I could’ve sworn I was going to land a marlin but a nurse with a lemon and a bull came charging. Chartered Acapulco. Kind of found a loophole of only catching turtles banging too slow. If you go, make sure it’s later in the year or you could be ice fishing if you stayed up here. Northern Pike is known to bite. If you get too cold and want to give up. No need to calculate setting a tip up. It sucks augering a hole. My arm be getting swole, so maybe I’ll just settle for some lobster on a roll.

I’m from Michigan.
Rhyming fire that’s sizzling.
Time to witness My
Rise to dizzying heights.
Try envisioning
Rod tips are twitching so
I set/said the hook.
This guy is fly as a fisherman.
I’m from Michigan.
Rhyming fire that’s sizzling.
Time to witness My
Rise to dizzying heights.
Try envisioning
Rod tips are twitching so
I set/said the hook.
This guy is fly as a fisherman.